Friday, June 17, 2011

Today's Lesson in Life

What I learned today:

  1. Don't say how late you'll be because you'll be even later than that
  2. When you try to avoid something/one, you will get what you were trying to avoid
  3. When you think spilling water on your phone won't make it go funky, you're wrong - it will, in the end
  4. Painkillers can make you throw a doughnut party (hehehe...)
  5. Although looks may be tempting, always sniff before you bite in (urghh durian!?! blegh)
  6. Don't rush around before pilates class, as your muscles will be too tense for your own good
  7. Don't do pilates when your left foot is cramped, as your mind will be preoccupied with second guessing when your muscle pain is going to make you scream aloud
  8. Don't use any Microsoft applications when you are panicking, you will definitely accidentally close the document without saving it first
  9. Always save your documents at regular intervals when working on them for a long period of time
  10. Although the office is almost empty, you must always refrain from cursing aloud when you lose all the data you've been working on for the past hour
  11. Listening to other people making sounds calms your nerves when you're working late in office
  12. There seem to be more weird people taking the late trains - I wonder why
  13. Don't read on the train when your stomach is empty, it makes you noxious
  14. When you see a truck reversing in a residential area, it means the road ahead has been blocked off

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