it's been awhile since my last post and frankly speaking, this is kind of getting very tiring!!! anyway, the newest addition to our home (besides the unknown births of pests and wild cats...) is zack (or is it zach? short form for zachariah? zachary? zig zack? whatever...). he's my cousin's dobermann pinscher (couldn't keep the dog because of condominium rules... but they're waiting for their new house)... i really don't know what is the dog's problem but he's super hyperactive and super horny!!! too much energy for such a little dog! and he's always so hot... even his velvety ears are always hot... maybe he's always so excited that his blood is always churning in his veins... well, he keeps on stealing our shoes and we can't catch him and that's just so d*** infuriating!!! he ruined one of my favourite shoes!!! and the greedy bugger wants to eat anything that goes into our mouths... even medication!!! and i've never seen such a busybody a.k.a kpc (ke-po-chi) dog before... he puts his whole head into your handbag/plastic bag/etc and riffles through its contents and steals candy and tissue paper... once, he stole a packet of 'fisherman's friend' lozenges!!! is he psycho or what? and he's so black that i always fail to see him sitting on our black sofa until it's too late... plus he keeps on dashing into my room (prohibited area for him)!!! jumping into any open car, climbing up the staircase and jumping like his legs were made of springs!!! i can't even do my work because he keeps stepping on it and bugging us with his wet nose! and even when you whack him (and he "terpelanting") he still doesn't know he's doing wrong ... instead he gives us this really big instigating grin! oh yea, and he has an extra right k-9 tooth! and we can't make too much movement because he follows us everywhere... it's just like that sting song "... every breath you take... every move you make... every bond you break... every step you take... i'll be watching you..." stalker psycho hyper dog...
but on a more pleasant note, it's been awhile since we had a dog... about 1 year or more... and sometimes when zack turns docile (automatic reaction when we start stroking his velvety wattle... skin under his neck) he's quite nice to pat (but nothing compared to the luxuriant curly fur of Dolly my darling late poodle) and nice to kiss... and we get to see his peculiar antics which are quite entertaining at times...
conclusion is... his bad points override his good traits... we'll be keeping him until my cousin's house is built...
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